Monday, March 30, 2009

Life Stories - Part 7

It’s just after 6 am when you cross the lights on Bras Basah Road near St Joseph’s Institution, an old David Bowie song playing in your head as you take long, determined strides.

You’re in Primary Six, and partnered with a Secondary Four kid on a Saturday flag day for your school. His strategy is simple – start really early, hit the places that the other kids wouldn’t think of, avoid Orchard Road (where most people are intent on spending money on themselves rather than on giving to charity) and go where two hard-working, earnest youngsters are most likely to be rewarded for their efforts with generous donations.

Within the next hour, you cover two wet markets, amazed at how many red-coloured bills are stuffed into your collection tin by matronly women doing their weekly grocery run. A quick lunch of boiled vegetables and rice at an uncle’s home nearby is the only break that you really take throughout the day, pounding the pavement around the Bugis and Rochor districts.

By evening, you’re thoroughly exhausted and back at school, waiting intently as the collections are counted. You beam with pride as they announce that you’ve collected the most of all the teams, beating the runner up pair by a convincing margin.

That Secondary Four kid goes on to become a top government lawyer, having taught you some of the most valuables lessons in life.

14 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow.

2:03 PM  
Anonymous Dan said...

It would be really fun (irony X 10) if he was one of the prosecutors in the NKF saga. Was he?

2:14 PM  
Blogger The Horny Bitch said...

=)

7:30 PM  
Blogger .::: .: :.:. :.: ... ::: :. .::. .: :. ::. said...

will the strategy for collecting donations be any different to picking up women?

what i am really interested in is the david bowie song. let's dance? ashes to ashes? space oddity?

12:45 AM  
Blogger SoPPy~! said...

RYN: I hardly think he's stupid, just that the act of stirring fried egg whites is.

Many years ago someone told me he had fished a $50 note out of his can proudly. All he needed was a thin metal rule and some blue tack. Then there was that NKF saga.

1:19 AM  
Blogger 瘦身 said...

Lucky to u........................................

5:08 AM  
Blogger nomatfinke said...

盛年不再來,一日難再晨;及時當勉勵,歲月不待人..................................................

4:54 AM  
Blogger 冷淡 said...

Everyone fastens where there is gain.........................................

5:55 PM  
Blogger 海產 said...

Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.............................................

7:56 PM  
Blogger 無聊嚕 said...

嘿,你的部落格不錯哦!........................................

10:45 PM  
Blogger 權選 said...

good~ keep sharing with us, please....I will waiting your up date everyday!! Have a nice day........................................

4:28 AM  
Blogger 于名于名 said...

very popular to u! ........................................

10:23 AM  
Blogger Elvina aka LaoNiang said...

Haven't seen you in a while. Are you on Facebook or something?

11:58 PM  
Anonymous ruth said...

Hi, are you Tan Kok Seng, author of Son of Singapore? If so, pl contact me--we are a publishing firm that wants to republish your book. ruth@epigrambooks.sg

9:11 AM  

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